Something’s seriously wrong. For the past week, my breakfast cereal supply has been depleting and it ain’t because I ate it for breakfast or something.
I ate the breakfast cereal at 1 AM in the morning. I never had breakfast, unless you consider 1 AM in the morning meal a breakfast. I am beginning to believe that this is making me fat and that I should consider healthier options like be a good boy and go to bed at 11 PM or something.
The last time I slept at 11 PM was two days ago. Which, unfortunately, I woke 2 hours later at 1 AM. And yup, you guessed right – I had breakfast cereal at time.
Time to lose weight, time to gain sleep.