This is a parody of Britney Spears’ Womanizer. It’s now about nerds.

Britney Spears – Womanizer – Parody

Lyrics to follow.

Britney Spears – Womanizer – Parody lyrics

Ive always had

A thing for Star Trek Conventions

I need a man with a comic book collection

Lord of The Rings

is my favorite type of Role Play

Dont want an Aragorn, I want a young Gandalf The Gray

I fantasize

About the Michael Phelps of Ping Pong

Someone who memorized all of The Pokemon Theme song

Hes in the elite

As one of the Star Trek Fanclub chiefs.

But secretly he has a stash of star wars boxer briefs.


Hes a

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Ooo Ooo

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Together well discuss


And C++

Uh Huh

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Hes got me rocking

Like Stephen Hawking

Check out his hard drive

Sets me to warp five.


Hes highly skilled

In the art of drawing anime

And he has an extensive selection of

action figures on display.

Hes employee of

the month for tech support repair.

Hes a World of Warcraft expert

Beating Magtheridons Lair.

I dream of him

Hooking up my ethernet cable

And whispering in my ear

elements of the periodic table

Im picturing

A gaming headset in his hair

And sexy safety goggles on

As he builds

a robotic office chair.


Dont need a jock

I want a spock

Thanks Kephren.

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